http://www.bhamweekly.com/2008/09/10/leapin-larry-throws-a-bone/ News, Entertainment & Points of View Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:45:48 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.bhamweekly.com/2008/09/10/leapin-larry-throws-a-bone/comment-page-1/#comment-734 Greg Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:17:12 +0000 http://bhamweekly.com/blog/?p=1458#comment-734 Hahaha. He's brilliant. Fountains eventually lead to sewers right? He will install secret trap doors in the deepest point of each fountain. Then he will ask every good citizen to make a wish--a wish that Birmingham's financial woes would disappear. The minimum suggested donation would be $100, quarters preferred.\ \ Each night the doors would silently slide open and the silvery cascade of quarters would flood the floors of the unfinished sewer tunnels. An elaborate system of conveyors (being tested for Ham Dome refreshment dispensation) would collect the quarters and tidily shuffle them into giant bags on shipping pallets. A dedicated city worker then secretly labels the precious cargo as "washers" and drives them to the airport where they will soon find their new home in the Cayman....er, bank.\ \ But don't worry, you can always wish again tomorrow. Hahaha. He’s brilliant. Fountains eventually lead to sewers right? He will install secret trap doors in the deepest point of each fountain. Then he will ask every good citizen to make a wish–a wish that Birmingham’s financial woes would disappear. The minimum suggested donation would be $100, quarters preferred.\
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Each night the doors would silently slide open and the silvery cascade of quarters would flood the floors of the unfinished sewer tunnels. An elaborate system of conveyors (being tested for Ham Dome refreshment dispensation) would collect the quarters and tidily shuffle them into giant bags on shipping pallets. A dedicated city worker then secretly labels the precious cargo as “washers” and drives them to the airport where they will soon find their new home in the Cayman….er, bank.\
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But don’t worry, you can always wish again tomorrow.

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