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Posted on April 23rd, 2009 in Bham Aggravator

Miss Californication: Jay Loved, House Approved

By Weekly Staff

UPDATE: The Alabama House might not have passed any legislation to keep Jefferson County solvent, but they can still make time for the ladies, so you know they’re not gay. Not at all. They’re totally confident in their masculinity, even the women. californialoveloveToday the Alabama House approved a resolution to honor Miss California, Carrie Prejean, for running crosswise with Perez Hilton and everybody else who wants to make your kids queer. 

PREVIOUSLY: Love loves him some Miss California

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  • ArrowJ
    Three Cheers for Miss California and Alabama. Call those wonderful people what you want but they have the guts to say no to immoral trash like perez (THE FAG) Hilton. He is scumb and a low life.
  • ArrowJ
    perez hilton will burn in hell and Miss California will forever have a place in our hearts (straight people of the world). Gay is sick and immoral. Those who engage in this immoral sickness will burn forever in hell if they continue without asking forgiveness.
  • Nope, sorry. Straight person here who doesn't hold a place in my heart for Miss California. Well, actually I do -- I hope she will grow out of her prejudice. Perez Hilton is a jerk, but that has nothing to do with his sexual orientation. After all, here you are, a "straight" person, thinking you have the right to decide who goes to hell.
  • As I will soon be writing about some Shakespeare, I'm feeling rather excited about the Bard's work recently, and would direct you to this line from Queen Gertrude as a bit of daily reading and spiritual renewal:

    http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/lady-d...
  • I think they all need raises.
  • jgaar
    well, that was the only other legislation they passed this term
  • ArrowJ
    Yeah you really made a point. Very intelligent comeback. You must be a real wizbanger. NOT.
  • jgaar
    booyah!!! you tell'em arrowj!
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