Miss Californication: Jay Loved, House Approved
By Weekly Staff
UPDATE: The Alabama House might not have passed any legislation to keep Jefferson County solvent, but they can still make time for the ladies, so you know they’re not gay. Not at all. They’re totally confident in their masculinity, even the women.
Today the Alabama House approved a resolution to honor Miss California, Carrie Prejean, for running crosswise with Perez Hilton and everybody else who wants to make your kids queer.
PREVIOUSLY: Love loves him some Miss California



