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Posted on July 23rd, 2009 in Bham Aggravator

ABC board labels porn wine contraband

By Weekly Staff

The Alabama Beverage Control Board is requiring stores to remove Cycles Gladiator wine from their shelves because the board believes the wine’s label is pornographic.

Why are these wine labels so sticky?

Why are these wine labels so sticky?

The label (right) features a Parisian art poster from 1895. Cycles Gladiator will remain on sale in 49 other states.

(Source: Lagniappe)

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  • biggirl90
    You have GOT to be kidding me? What is this world coming to?
  • thewinealley
    Wait til they see the Italian Wines from Moma (also naked women), or our local winery, Isabella Grace....what is wrong with these people??
  • JeromeSmith
    You folks are surprised? Have you ever been to Alabama? They still believe its 1860 and slavery is a good thing......This label is about 30 years in the future for these pathetic bass-akwards folks.....
  • SBurks
    How stupid and unsophisticated! How embarrassing! What's next? Banning Where's Waldo books? This is an adult product, marketed in an adults only store, for crying out loud! Are these the same geniuses who lobbied to put Levis on Vulcan?
  • Oh, for Pete's sake. Really? Porn?
  • bb059
    I am going to agree, must have been a bit too much moonshine and since the label bore a striking resemblance to his sister...
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