Isn't Advent the lead-up to Christmas presents? And isn't Lent the uncomfortable prologue to gorging yourself on Easter candy? So how do the two go together? Yes, I can tell by your holiday descriptions that you are too into selfindulgence to submit yourself to any Lenten deprivations.

At the risk of making another jealous, I took Bunny to the place she so zealously coveted for as long as she’s known me (at least two weeks).