A classic from the Suburban Legends Vault

Scene from a typical office setting

Some thoughts on the end of society

A post-humanity excursion

Act 1, Scene 2 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard

Act 1, Scene 1 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

None of that matters now. Six days ago, we were told that earth would be destroyed.

Important knowledge from the mind of J’Mel

J’Mel’s update (and comprehensive) list of things that are funny. All of them.

Common ingredients that fuel my constant annoyance

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This time, it’s dark. I guess it’s nighttime but I can’t be sure. I remember [...]

World-renowned actor and all-around good guy Kelsey Grammer takes a moment out of his busy [...]

 
I used to smoke. I started in my last year of high school. I didn’t [...]

 
Dear J’Mel
   How fortunate and blessed it is today to write to you. I am [...]

A couple of weeks ago I snapped my phone in half. It was bound to [...]

 
I pretended to rake the front yard and tried my best to keep a straight [...]

 
Everyone in the room had had a reason to want Commodore Cusack dead. So far, [...]

A year ago this week I had a stroke. As soon as the doctors let [...]

I’m sure it’s happened to you, too…
An out-of-towner asks you the simple yet damning question [...]