Category: ‘Suburban Legends’


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Posted on February 4th, 2010 by J'Mel Davidson

The King of Rock: No, Not Elvis

The King of Rock: No, Not Elvis

The world is designed to piss me off

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Posted on January 28th, 2010 by J'Mel Davidson

The Book of Eli: A jumping-off point

The Book of Eli: A jumping-off point

J’mel prepares himself for the Apocalypse

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Posted on January 20th, 2010 by J'Mel Davidson

Laureate Remix: Why? Why not!?

Laureate Remix: Why? Why not!?

J’mel steps boldly into the realm of the avant-garde

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Posted on January 14th, 2010 by J'Mel Davidson

“Harry” Potter: A short play

Broken dreams in a world without magic

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Posted on December 30th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

J’mel sees Avatar

J’mel sees Avatar

Or “Keep That Damn Chicken Quiet!”

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Posted on December 24th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Dueling angry black police captains

Dueling angry black police captains

Starring Lamont Vansustrain and Terrance Brick

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Posted on December 9th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

An extremely reasonable Christmas wish list

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Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Austin City Limits

Austin City Limits

 1.
 
She caught him at the keyboard banging away.
 
“You aren’t writing about the end of the [...]

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Posted on November 18th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

The Wedding Planner

The Wedding Planner

A classic from the Suburban Legends Vault

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Posted on November 11th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

The closest we’ll get to love

The closest we’ll get to love

Scene from a typical office setting

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Posted on November 4th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Batdance

Batdance

Some thoughts on the end of society

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Posted on October 28th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Vicky Vale (Stop the presses!)

Vicky Vale (Stop the presses!)

A post-humanity excursion

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Posted on October 21st, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Hip-hop theatre revisited

Hip-hop theatre revisited

Act 1, Scene 2 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard

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Posted on October 15th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Hip-hop theatre

Hip-hop theatre

Act 1, Scene 1 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

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Posted on October 8th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Doom-Vessel 11, Holding Steady…

Doom-Vessel 11, Holding Steady…

None of that matters now. Six days ago, we were told that earth would be destroyed.

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Posted on October 1st, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

You don’t know half of this stuff!

You don’t know half of this stuff!

Important knowledge from the mind of J’Mel

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Posted on September 23rd, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Little boys are dirty…DIRTY! 61 things that are always funny!

Little boys are dirty…DIRTY! 61 things that are always funny!

J’Mel’s update (and comprehensive) list of things that are funny. All of them.

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Posted on September 16th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

What I hate and why (abridged)

What I hate and why (abridged)

Common ingredients that fuel my constant annoyance

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Posted on September 9th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Horoscopes for the skeptic in you

Horoscopes for the skeptic in you

ARIES: There is a great possibility that you or someone you know will become a [...]

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Posted on August 20th, 2009 by J'Mel Davidson

Legendary Black

Legendary Black

This time, it’s dark. I guess it’s nighttime but I can’t be sure. I remember [...]

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War on Dumb

Birmingham 101: What will history say about us?

Birmingham 101: What will history say about us?

‘The city of perpetual promise.’ Does that mean incessant failure? Or rather, that Birmingham never gives up hope?

Upon Further Review

Bama wins, 2010 and amen

Bama wins, 2010 and amen

Part two of the college football season recap.

Column

Ties that bind

Ties that bind

A four-in-hand is worth two in the bush

Film

Casualties of war

Casualties of war

“The reasons we go to war always matter,” says the soldier played by Matt Damon [...]

Small World Cartoons

The Paranoid Guide to the 2010 Census

The Paranoid Guide to the 2010 Census

Uncle Sam left something lurking in your mailbox. Dare you open it?

Suburban Legends

The King of Rock: No, Not Elvis

The King of Rock: No, Not Elvis

The world is designed to piss me off