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	<title>Birmingham Weekly &#187; Suburban Legends</title>
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		<title>The Wedding Planner</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/11/18/the-wedding-planner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A classic from the Suburban Legends Vault

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		<title>The closest we’ll get to love</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/11/11/the-closest-we%e2%80%99ll-get-to-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/11/11/the-closest-we%e2%80%99ll-get-to-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[drama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Throckmarten]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scene from a typical office setting]]></description>
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		<title>Batdance</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/11/04/batdance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/11/04/batdance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Evil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The End of the World]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some thoughts on the end of society]]></description>
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		<title>Vicky Vale (Stop the presses!)</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/28/vicky-vale-stop-the-presses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/28/vicky-vale-stop-the-presses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aphex Twin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Batman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dinah Washington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superheroes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vince Guaraldi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A post-humanity excursion]]></description>
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		<title>Hip-hop theatre revisited</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/21/hip-hop-theatre-revisited/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/21/hip-hop-theatre-revisited/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ol' Dirty Bastard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RZA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wu-Tang Clan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Act 1, Scene 2 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol' Dirty Bastard]]></description>
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		<title>Hip-hop theatre</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/15/hip-hop-theatre/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/15/hip-hop-theatre/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ol' Dirty Bastard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Act 1, Scene 1 of a possible five-act play about the life and times of the Ol’ Dirty Bastard.]]></description>
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		<title>Doom-Vessel 11, Holding Steady&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/08/doom-vessel-11-holding-steady/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/08/doom-vessel-11-holding-steady/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Armageddon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doom-Vessel 11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[End of the world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[None of that matters now. Six days ago, we were told that earth would be destroyed.]]></description>
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		<title>You don’t know half of this stuff!</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/01/you-don%e2%80%99t-know-half-of-this-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/10/01/you-don%e2%80%99t-know-half-of-this-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Important knowledge from the mind of J’Mel
]]></description>
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		<title>Little boys are dirty…DIRTY! 61 things that are always funny!</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/23/little-boys-are-dirty%e2%80%a6dirty-61-things-that-are-always-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/23/little-boys-are-dirty%e2%80%a6dirty-61-things-that-are-always-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the Weekly's Reading]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[J'Mel's update (and comprehensive) list of things that are funny. All of them. ]]></description>
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		<title>What I hate and why (abridged)</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/16/what-i-hate-and-why-abridged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/16/what-i-hate-and-why-abridged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arrested Development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daylight Savings Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[District 9]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lady GaGa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tardiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[text messaging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Common ingredients that fuel my constant annoyance

]]></description>
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		<title>Horoscopes for the skeptic in you</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/09/horoscopes-for-the-skeptic-in-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/09/09/horoscopes-for-the-skeptic-in-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horoscopes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malarkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the stars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ARIES: There is a great possibility that you or someone you know will become a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Legendary Black</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/08/20/legendary-black/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/08/20/legendary-black/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This time, it’s dark. I guess it’s nighttime but I can’t be sure. I remember [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tossed salad &amp; scrambled yeggs</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/08/06/tossed-salad-scrambled-yeggs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/08/06/tossed-salad-scrambled-yeggs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fanboys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kelsey Grammer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[World-renowned actor and all-around good guy Kelsey Grammer takes a moment out of his busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Smoking</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/24/on-smoking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/24/on-smoking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cigarettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War on Drugs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I used to smoke. I started in my last year of high school. I didn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even African princes get the blues</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/17/even-african-princes-get-the-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/17/even-african-princes-get-the-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[African royalty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Doom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Latveria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Fantastic Four]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Dear J’Mel
   How fortunate and blessed it is today to write to you. I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I’m sighing as hard as I can”</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/02/i%e2%80%99m-sighing-as-hard-as-i-can%e2%80%9d/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/02/i%e2%80%99m-sighing-as-hard-as-i-can%e2%80%9d/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Legends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies in movie theaters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conniption fits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

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A couple of weeks ago I snapped my phone in half. It was bound to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the neighborhood</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/01/welcome-to-the-neighborhood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/06/01/welcome-to-the-neighborhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Hornsby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[good fences]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neighbors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I pretended to rake the front yard and tried my best to keep a straight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Commodore Crack’d: A Malone Twins Mystery</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/05/14/the-commodore-crack%e2%80%99d-a-malone-twins-mystery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/05/14/the-commodore-crack%e2%80%99d-a-malone-twins-mystery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Commodore Cusack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J'Mel Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Malone Twins Mystery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Everyone in the room had had a reason to want Commodore Cusack dead. So far, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strokeversary: one year since my brain stopped</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/05/07/strokeversary-one-year-since-my-brain-stopped/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/05/07/strokeversary-one-year-since-my-brain-stopped/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[healthcare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People's Court]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stroke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A year ago this week I had a stroke. As soon as the doctors let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Considering toddler butter beat-downs</title>
		<link>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/04/22/considering-toddler-butter-beat-downs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bhamweekly.com/2009/04/22/considering-toddler-butter-beat-downs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J'Mel Davidson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Birmingham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Confederate-themed collectibles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crytpozoology]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dog doo on Highland Avenue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pale-faced demographic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[VisionLand]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m sure it’s happened to you, too…
An out-of-towner asks you the simple yet damning question [...]]]></description>
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